I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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