Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I am one with the molecules
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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