New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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