Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
