sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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