i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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