it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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