every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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