You're so nebulous sometimes
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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