I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Panties = found
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
Randomize
