Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
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It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
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Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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