it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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