Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
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