I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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