Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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