This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
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probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
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Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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