Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
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Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
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Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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