Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
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So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
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I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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