Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
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i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
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So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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