normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
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On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
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Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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