This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
