Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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