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Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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