i would punch a child for taco bell
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
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Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
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I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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