So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
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