Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Help. Why am I so naked?
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