Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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