I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
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New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
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I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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