Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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