I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
So many bounce houses so little time
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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