Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
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I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
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P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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