You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
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