i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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