The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
it's like heaven, but drunker
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
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In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
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Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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