The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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