Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
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drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
They took my balls.
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His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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