I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
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Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
This is the high leading the old right now
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
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The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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