Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
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I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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