how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
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