turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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