I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
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