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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?

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• (954): View more from Florida

  Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.

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• (518): View more from New York

  i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina

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• (805): View more from California

  the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  my dad is going to jail this weekend

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  where are we going to get our weed from?

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?

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• (561): View more from Florida

  how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.

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• (315): View more from New York

  Stay away a while longer.

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  Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.

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