What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
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just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
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as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.