yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
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He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
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Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night