That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
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I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
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You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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