just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
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There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
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After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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