He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
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Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
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Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
sex in a hospital.. check
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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