we made out on top of his cat.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
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I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
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fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
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Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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