You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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