Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Randomize
