Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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