Who did Billy Mays play for?
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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