that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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