I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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