dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
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Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
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Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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