Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
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we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
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He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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