Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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