your thong is hanging out like whoa
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
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Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
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I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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