it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Are my feet made of real feet?
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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