No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
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There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
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Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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